If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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