So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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