If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Your penis caused this!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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