Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you win again, gameday.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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