Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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