I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Randomize
