Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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