I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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