I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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