thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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