dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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