For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
FUCK WHALES
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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