I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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