fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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