i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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