kristin has been a bad kristin
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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