PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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