i just had sex bonerless
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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