Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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