Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ShookWeekend hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

Fav 12 2554 870
share tweet
(602): View more from Arizona

and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

Fav 40 8745 3405
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(773): View more from Illinois

Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me

(847): View more from Illinois

No promises.

Fav 33 5832 1300
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant

Fav 40 5322 1964
share tweet
(973): View more from New Jersey

I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.

(917): View more from New York City

what ever happened to our old dealer?

Fav 1 2700 1253
share tweet
(480): View more from Arizona

I would never do this in real life. It's only college.

Fav 4 3081 1218
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(323): View more from California

Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets

Fav 9 1723 1440
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(210): View more from Texas

You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.

(662): View more from Mississippi

That's a beautiful sentiment.

Fav 2 775 394
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

Wish me luck on my new penis adventure

Fav 0 37 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT