never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
there is puke in my bra ... again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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