So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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