Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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