Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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