You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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