Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
