He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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