You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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