what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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