it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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