Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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