I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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