Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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