it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Drunk is not a location!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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