the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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