people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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