Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
When are your genitals available?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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