I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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