I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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