is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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