super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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