____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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