Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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