Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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