Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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