That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Randomize
