just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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