I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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