we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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