Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
