I bet he comes in French.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
