that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
try to milk me bitch
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