Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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