As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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