Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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