I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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